• guy: hey sexy
  • lesbian: sorry i'm gay
  • guy: it's cool i like that
  • lesbian: do you understand english motherfucker

prasejeebus:

"The gays" I say with a dry monotone voice completely ignoring my own very apparent homosexuality 

"I can never unlove you. I’ll just love you in a different way now."

Marco, Starting Over Again (via psych-facts)

I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face

(Source: aureat)

absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song