laurenhooper:

awlhf:

supervengers:

omvr:

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

(Source: campaignomar)

"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother)

xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(Source: shmoo06)